Salty Description:
Congratulations, you’re not normal.
And honestly? That’s your superpower.
This cozy AF hoodie is for the beautifully bizarre, the colorfully chaotic, and the ones who meditate in meetings while Karen from HR silently panics. Featuring our rainbow-haired oracle of IDGAF energy, surrounded by floating orbs and unbothered bliss—this hoodie doesn’t just make a statement, it makes people uncomfortable in the best way.
✨ Soft on the inside, sarcastic on the outside
✨ Perfect for awkward family dinners, jury duty, or chakra realignment
✨ Energy: cosmic chaos meets caffeine-fueled peace
Wear it with pride. Own your weird.
Let the muggles stare.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester, 20 singles
• Fabric weight: 8 oz./yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• 2-end midweight fleece fabric
• 1 x 1 rib with spandex at cuffs and hem for enhanced stretch and recovery
• Air jet yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-lined hood
• No drawcords for child safety
• Double-needle stitching detailing at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
