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The Salty Tarot

Unisex Sweatshirt - energetic buffer against the nonsense of the human experience.

Unisex Sweatshirt - energetic buffer against the nonsense of the human experience.

Regular price $25.00 USD
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This isn’t just a sweatshirt — it’s your energetic buffer against the nonsense of the human experience.
Sturdy, warm, and soft enough to convince you that maybe reincarnation wasn’t a bad idea after all, this classic fit crewneck is the ultimate “don’t talk to me, I’m integrating” layer.

Perfect for cool nights, retrograde mornings, or those days when your spirit guide’s only advice is “just rest.” The cozy fabric hugs you like your higher self meant to before coffee.

If enlightenment had a dress code, this would be it.

✨ Features

50% cotton, 50% polyester — balanced AF

Pre-shrunk, because you already have enough surprises in your life

Classic fit — roomy enough for all your emotions

1×1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex for flexibility when the vibes shift

Air-jet spun yarn = soft feel, minimal pilling, zero regret

Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem — built for many lives (or laundry days)

⚠️ Disclaimers

Due to fabric properties, the White variant may appear off-white — just like your aura after a long week.

The Orange variant carries a subtle hue shift under lighting — it’s called solar flare chic.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30
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