Who knew enlightenment came with a pouch pocket? This isn’t your average hoodie — it’s your emotional support garment for when the Universe decides to “test your growth.”
Soft as your inner child deserves and warm enough to survive another cold plunge into your shadow work, this streetwear staple keeps you cozy while you process your latest tower moment.
You’ll look good, feel grounded, and maybe even stop rage-scrolling TikTok long enough to manifest something decent. Wear it while you pull cards, spill tea, or cast spells that actually work.
Because, let’s be real — if your spirit guide had merch, it would absolutely be this hoodie.
✨ Features
100% cotton face for divine softness
65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester blend — balanced AF
Front pouch pocket for your crystals (or snacks, no judgment)
Self-fabric patch on the back for that subtle witch-cred
Matching flat drawstrings for a clean, cosmic look
3-panel hood = no weird forehead cone
Blank product ethically sourced from Pakistan
⚠️ Fit Note
This hoodie runs small — blame the Matrix. For a relaxed, reality-escaping fit, order one size up.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
20 |
27 |
| M |
21 |
28 |
| L |
23 |
29 |
| XL |
25 |
30 |
| 2XL |
26 ½ |
31 |
| 3XL |
28 |
32 |
