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The Salty Tarot

T-shirt Cosmic comfort for chaotic souls

T-shirt Cosmic comfort for chaotic souls

Regular price $28.00 USD
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This isn’t just a T-shirt — it’s a wearable incantation for “I’ve done enough healing today.”
Structured, soft, and built to hold its shape through your next existential crisis, this classic unisex tee is your go-to for effortless streetwear vibes with a side of cosmic rebellion.

It holds its edges like your boundaries should and pairs perfectly with your favorite jeans, crystal bracelets, or general life detachment. Throw it on for a card pull, a caffeine quest, or your daily “pretend I have my shit together” walk.

Because if your spirit guide had a uniform, it would be this shirt — equal parts chill, sacred, and slightly sarcastic.

✨ Features

100% cotton for that pure, high-vibe comfort

Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²) — structured but breathable

Open-end yarn for a vintage streetwear feel

Tubular fabric (no side seams — no weird energy lines)

Taped neck and shoulders for extra durability

Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem for multi-dimensional wear

Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico

⚠️ Disclaimers

Due to fabric properties, the White variant may appear off-white — like your aura before morning coffee.

Natural color variants may contain dark speckles — consider them intentional Earth freckles.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
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