Bouncer of Energetic BullSh*t Tank

🛑 Bouncer of Energetic Bullshit – Tank Top
Because your vibe is the guest list, and not everyone’s invited.

This tank is for the healers who’ve had it, the empaths turned enforcers, and the woo-woo warriors who sage the room and kick out the nonsense. It doesn’t just say “no”—it blocks, shields, and politely annihilates low-frequency drama before it even reaches your aura.

Whether you’re at yoga, a music fest, or just trying to grocery shop without absorbing Karen’s chaos from aisle four, this tank does the spiritual gatekeeping for you.

✨ Features:

Ultra-soft, lightweight material that breathes better than most people’s intentions

Bold front design that warns: Not today, toxic energy.

Great for lightworkers, shadow workers, and anyone with energetic boundaries sharper than your eyeliner

Pair it with: A crystal necklace, your favorite mug that says “I’m divinely guided but rude as f*ck,” and an unbothered expression.



• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Salty Tarot and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1500 Beville Rd. suite 606-244 Daytona Beach, Florida 32114 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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