The Salty Tarot Divinely Guided Mug

The Salty Tarot Mug
"Because your spirit guides are tired of sugarcoating it." but you can drink it with sugar!

Start your day with a steaming brew of cosmic sass and mystical sarcasm. Featuring two gloriously irreverent designs, this mug is your daily reminder that spiritual guidance doesn’t always come wrapped in angel wings and incense.

☕ Side One: Meet your salty oracle—wild-eyed, rainbow-robed, and absolutely done with your excuses. She’s here to deliver “Shit Your Spirit Guides Actually Meant” straight from the crystal ball, no filter included.

☕ Side Two: Enter the fluffy, intergalactic truth-dropper. With a wand in hand and chaos in their aura, this lovable little monster reminds you:
“I am divinely guided but occasionally rude as f*ck.”
Same.

Whether you're pulling tarot cards, dodging red flags, or just surviving another Monday, this mug's got your back—and your attitude.

Details:

The Salty Tarot on one side and Divinely guided on the other.

11 oz or 15 oz of divine caffeine containment

Dishwasher + microwave safe

Perfect for witches, weirdos, and wiseasses



• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Salty Tarot and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1500 Beville Rd. suite 606-244 Daytona Beach, Florida 32114 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.