The Salty Tarot

Our boldest, baddest, most iconic spiritual picks.

These aren’t just bestsellers—they’re spiritual showstoppers. Dripping with magic, soaked in attitude, and ready to slay your altar, your vibe, and anyone watching

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We are the sharp-tongued guardians of the metaphysical realm, blending intuition with a playful twist.

The Salty Tarot (if you dare)

  • Salty Tarot Readings

    The Salty Tarot Oracle Reading

    Not your average “love and light” reading.

    This is spiritual guidance with edge—delivered with brutal honesty, cosmic flair, and zero tolerance for your self-sabotage.

    The cards don’t lie… and neither do we. Whether you need clarity, closure, or a cosmic slap in the third eye, this oracle reading cuts through the fluff and delivers the message you actually need—not the one you hoped for.

    ✨ Insightful. Intuitive. Slightly inappropriate. Just how Spirit intended. ✨

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  • The Spell of the Day

    Today’s spell? Charged with vibes, laced with intention, and probably slightly unhinged (in the best way).

    Pull it. Cast it. Own it. Whether it’s for clarity, chaos, love, money, or banishing bad energy (or bad exes)—this daily dose of magic is just what the universe ordered… with a side of sarcasm.

    ✨ One spell. Infinite possibilities. Zero patience for nonsense. ✨

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